You stand at the door, pressing the "unlock" button on the key fob, hearing the click clack of the lock, and can't figure out why you can't open the door. Until you realise the front door of your house does not in fact have remote central locking and put the car key down.
You get inside, and realise that even if it did have central locking (and what an outstanding idea that would be), it would not have locked the house, as you left the back door wide open.
And then you realise you are wearing your slippers.
Tia
Well done! I have wondered why a red wriggly line didn't appear under a word I spelt wrong, and then I realised it was because I was writing with a biro.
ReplyDeleteThat is very tired. Rest vibes ~~~~~~~
ReplyDeleteThis is one occasion where I need a "LIKE" button on a blog post. Tia you have made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeletePoor Tia, it sounds like you and sleep are strangers. Although I did chuckle a bit.
ReplyDeleteYou are probably suffering from brain overload too, you have too much to remember. That's my excuse anyway. Any chance you could have a nice scented bath? or would you fall alseep and wake up in cold water?