I have not been missold PPI. I have, in fact, never taken out PPI.
I have not had an accident in the last three years which was not my fault. Well, unless you count being run over by my daughter in her wheelchair, but as I supplied her with the
There is no problem with the windows on my computer. I have a Mac.
I would not, purely for research purposes, be interested in answering a few questions about why I do not wish to take you up on your marvellous, never to be repeated, offer of double glazing at a substantial discount.
I do not want loft insulation. I don't care if it is free; I have a ground floor flat and no loft.
I have no idea who I will be voting for in the next election.
I cancelled my pet insurance because my pet is dead. No, you can't sell me more pet insurance.
I'm very happy with my phone/television/broadband service. Well, mostly. I will not be changing to you.
And no, I don't wish to switch electricity or gas supplies either.
Dear supply company. I would have appreciated a phone call last week to let me know you are having difficulties getting hold of the Hunter 12s. Waiting until we only have one left is Not Helpful.
Dear Care Agency,
I need to know whether or not I will have care on Monday morning before Monday lunch time. I would appreciate having all our hours filled - perhaps instead of sending staff on endless shadowing visits, you could put them in at times when we have no care? I understand they need to learn the job, but why send them solo one day, and doubled up the next. And yes, you can put our carers in 10 minutes earlier in the morning, but your staff are still not going to get to Witney from here at rush hour in the time you have allocated to them.
Dear hospital, please explain why you appear to have discharged my daughter from your clinics?
So, to summarise,
Dear uninvited callers, telesales, opinion pollers and scammers, please go away. Dear people who should actually be calling, please do.
That is all.