Not wanting to steal my little brother and sister in law's thunder, I've been sitting on some BIG EXCITING NEWS for a couple of days now. But I see they've finally broken internet silence, which I assume means that a) they've phoned everyone who needed to be phoned, and b) they've actually had some sleep since the main event.
Welcome to the world, baby girl!
I'm very glad you didn't call her Gaviscon. Although Val, short for Valoid did have a certain ring to it.
Auntie Tia and the England-based cousins