"Mummy, Mummy, I have got a little tiny elephant. I bought it from the little elephant shop. I have lots and lots of little tiny elephants and they are very nice....oh dear these little elephants are very hard work, I know, I know - I will eat them and then they won't need me to look after them any more."
"Mummy, Mummy, we need that Move That Bus man to come here and knock our house down. But we must not tell [our upstairs neighbour] and then her house will fall down and it would be really funny."
"Mummy, Mummy, excuse me, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy. Mummy? Mummy, Mummy, um, Mummy, are you listening? Mummy, Mummy? Oh I've forgotten now."
"Mummy, you are the best Mummy in the whole wide world and I love you very much acos you have made yummy dinner and you have a very pretty coat. Can I have some tape please and some more paper?"
"Hey Mummy, quick, I gonna poo. I know, you take me and go round and round very fast, and my poo will fly out all over the room, is that a good idea? It would be very funny. Hey, Mummy, why you put me on the potty?"