Mog breathing like a coal train heading up a hill; chuffa chuffa chuffa PHEEEEEEEEE chuffa chuffa pause and chuff.
Two little kittens
One elderly boiler; chug clunk chug kerclunk fwoosh chg kerclunk.
One washing machine; bip beep, bip beep, bip beep.
One neighbour doing DIY; bang crash, bang GCRASH bang bang thumpettythumpettycursecursethud.
And one sitter coming in through the door with a tip tap hellooo?
I'm off to housegroup for some peace!