Saturday, 5 September 2009

Things you'd think I'd know by now.

  • Never argue with a child who says she's going to be sick.
  • Leaving a child asleep until the very last minute will result in the teacher arriving early whilst child is still in bed.
  • Forgetting to book in any hospice respite at all between May and September will result in being too tired to remember to book any hospice respite.
  • Sitting a child in a fancy armchair then giving her a chocolate spread sandwich is not a good idea.
  • Trying to make decisions before the 2nd cup of coffee will result in poor choices (see above).
  • Not writing things into the diary immediately will result in appointments being forgotten
  • Leaving buying school uniform to the last minute will lead to problems, especially if you are buying uniform for the very smallest and therefore newest members of the school.
  • When the first 27 people you speak to are all idiots, they are quite possibly not the ones with the problem.

1 comment:

Alesha said...

I agree with your last theory;

But rarely do I agree with it in practice!

Some days...they are ALL idiots, and I just have to find the grace to live with that!




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