Little Fish awake at 11 last night.
Mog awake at 2 and then from 6.
No cleaner, no explanation.
Took LF swiming this afternoon; she ran over another child's foot in her powerchair, rolled off the changing bench onto the hard tiled floor, inhaled a good lungful of pool water (as I grabbed her, purple and not breathing, out of the arms of the member of staff holding her, and then proceeded to turn her upside down and drain out a fair amount of chlorinated water, the staff member in question asked me what I was doing and why. Hmmm - no points for observation).
Now Little Fish is weeping buckets because she has thrown all the Mr Men books onto the floor and there aren't any left on the table for her to throw, and Mog is moaning because she can't hear her music over LF's tantrum.
So, is it bedtime yet?